FEATURED DROP — SOMEONE TRIED TO OWN A SENTENCE. IT DIDN'T WORK.

HOT GIRLS READ

Someone filed to trademark a sentence. The book community said no. Then they surrendered it.

We printed it on a sticker anyway. Call it a souvenir.

TOO LATE NOW.

NOTICE OF INTENT

To whom it may concern:

We have arranged several common words in an order that has existed since approximately the invention of words.

— Our legal department is a sticker. It does not return calls.

EXHIBIT · KISS-CUT VINYL
£6.00 Weatherproof vinyl · Holographic is indoor only · Ships worldwide
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Made on demand No warehouse, no waste Ships worldwide Anti-corporate since whenever
ALGO DOGGO iPHONE CASE — front
Objects

ALGO DOGGO iPHONE CASE

Protection for your pocket rectangle.

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ALGO DOGGO POSTER — front
Prints

ALGO DOGGO POSTER

Gallery-grade matte. Looks better than your wall deserves.

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ALGO DOGGO TEE — front
Tees

ALGO DOGGO TEE

Man's best friend, algorithmically enhanced.

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Hot Girls Read — Holographic — front
Stickers

Hot Girls Read — Holographic

The same sentence, now catching the light.

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Hot Girls Read — Sticker — front
Stickers

Hot Girls Read — Sticker

The contested sentence, in weatherproof vinyl.

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Hot Girls Read — Sticker Sheet — front
Stickers

Hot Girls Read — Sticker Sheet

Eight stickers. One sheet. An entire defensible position.

£10.50
SHREDDER HOODIE — front
Hoodies

SHREDDER HOODIE

Layer up. Shred harder.

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SHREDDER STICKER — front
Stickers

SHREDDER STICKER

Vinyl. Weatherproof. Confrontational.

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SHREDDER TEE — front
Tees

SHREDDER TEE

Controlled destruction, cotton blend.

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